Atimes having a weird thought in your head alone – might look stupid, but sometimes you ain’t alone in having that silly thinking.
A thought of what would have become of many Nigerian artistes if they ain’t doing music came to my head in this hot afternoon and I asked some of my colleagues and to be my disbelief they also had the thought sometimes back.
So we came up with – “If not Music – these are the side hustle we think these superstars would have been instead”
These might actually looks funny to you though, but it somehow accurate to me – What Do You Think?
11. Bodeblaq – Painter
Apart from being very musically talented – Bode Blaq is also a very Painter – Dem this one fit draw on top water 😂
Obviously, if not for music, the “Journey” EP crooner would have been a Painter.
10. Tems – Make-up artist
Singer Tems, would have been a Makeup artiste, with the fast growth of the Make-Up industry, Tems would have been CEO Tems Baby Makeover 😂
9. Fireboy – Selling Pinks Lip Cream Under Ikeja Bridge
It’s obvious Fireboy have a thing for looking all good and fresh – If, without fame and money, Damola might look for an alternative to still fly n fresh regardless.
And how do you force freshness without money in Lagos? Na Ikeja Underbridge pink lips and clean hair cut – You go come be like Treysongz Iyana Ipaja 😂
8. Blaqbonez – Pornstar
When Blaqbonez was singing BBC, you people thought he was joking? LMAO – That Black guy go get big Gbola O!
He might have been the next KingTBlackHoc if not for M.I & Chocolate City in his life 😅
7. DJ Cuppy – Wig Seller
As per Omo Baba Olowo na – DJ Cuppy won’t sign up for a very hard side hustle – Wig selling is her best bet.
DJ Cuppy seems like those popular Instagram wig vendors that someone always eventually comes to drag on Twitter because they sold a fake bone straight wig and said they didn’t have a return policy.
6. Teniola – Lagos Agbero
With Teni physique and her “I Don’t Care” attitude, she already looks like she would do a killer job at it.
No Danfo Driver will be able to Chance her anyhow – She has the Giran voice and her OT don already strong.
5. Olamide – Barber
Olamide and my barber have one thing in common: They have many stories to tell.
Imagine Olamide lining you up and telling you about the times when he didn’t have any money. Goals 😂😂
4. Davido – Hypeman
He has the voice, he has Gra Gra – What else are you looking for in your Hypeman – That Davido doesn’t have.
Omo! Davido would have been shutting down Night clubs in Lagos if not for fame and 30 Billion.
3. Zlatan – OPC (Oduduwa People Congress)
If not Oladips and Olamide in Zlatan’s Life – Maybe he would have been the leader of OPC Squad – Ikorodu branch by now 😂
We knew how rough the start is for Zlatan. He said he wanted to be a footballer before, and we know how footballer dreams are often cut short in this country – Baba go don frustrate join OPC.
2. Wizkid – Jigolo (Sugar Boy)
Fresh hot boy from the hood of Surulere with Pink Lips – Forget it! Wizkid would have up to 6000+ Sugar mummies 😂
He come even get Swag join! 😍😍
1. Naira Marley – Weed Seller At Elegushi Beach
Naira Marley will be like “Bro! Marley Kush, Colorado, Arizona dey Oo!” 😂😂 – Who would have done it better?
With his love for Weed ehn! Selling of weed is definitely Naira Marley’s calling, and there’s a high chance of switching back to that hustle if Music money no dey really enter again.
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